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I have selective hearing lettering in a speech bubble beside an ear and coffee on a coloring sheetPage 17 of 58

Selective hearing speech bubbles quote is a free coloring page for adults from our Bold and Easy Sarcastic Quotes book. “I have selective hearing” fills one big speech bubble, with a giant ear, smaller dotted bubbles, stars and a steaming coffee cup around it. Prints clean on US Letter or A4.

Difficulty Beginner friendlyTime 15 to 25 minBest tool Markers
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1Beach umbrella suitcase and deck chair around a six months of vacation quote on a coloring pageSix months of vacation twice a year beach quotePage 1 of 582Sneakers an alarm clock and a coffee cup around an I'm late quote on a coloring sheetLate don't wait up alarm clock and sneakersPage 2 of 583Professional overthinker lettering under a brain doodle with notes stars and a coffee cup drawn bold and easyProfessional overthinker brain doodlePage 3 of 584Currently avoiding humans lettering framed by sofas a door swirls and a coffee mug on a coloring pageCurrently avoiding humans living room scenePage 4 of 585Life feels like a test quote with papers an alarm clock bunting and coffee on a coloring sheetLife feels like a test I didn't study forPage 5 of 586Not short just concentrated awesome lettering between book stacks and coffee cups drawn bold and easyNot short concentrated awesome books and coffeePage 6 of 587Running on coffee and sarcasm lettering with heart mugs books and a sleepy cat on a coloring pageRunning on coffee and sarcasm with sleepy catPage 7 of 588Grumpy cat peeking over a sarcasm just one of my many talents banner on a coloring sheetSarcasm just one of my many talents grumpy catPage 8 of 589Not lazy just resting before I get tired lettering with pillows and coffee drawn bold and easyNot lazy resting before tired pillow quotePage 9 of 5810I survived another week lettering with flip calendars coffee cups and confetti swirls on a coloring pageSurvived another week calendar and coffeePage 10 of 5811Nap all day sleep all night party never quote with a bed and moon on a coloring sheetNap all day sleep all night party neverPage 11 of 5812Waiting for the last minute script with a clock papers and a coffee cup drawn bold and easyDon't rush me waiting for the last minute deskPage 12 of 5813I need a nap lettering with grumpy cats a bed and an alarm clock on a coloring pageCan't adult need a nap grumpy cat bedroomPage 13 of 5814Silently correcting your grammar lettering between grumpy notebooks pencils and leafy swirls on a coloring sheetSilently correcting your grammar notebooksPage 14 of 5815I survived another family gathering lettering above a grumpy cat at a dinner table drawn bold and easySurvived another family gathering dinner catPage 15 of 5816Energy saving mode lettering with armchairs a TV a remote and a sleepy sun on a coloring pageNot lazy on energy saving mode armchair scenePage 16 of 5817I have selective hearing lettering in a speech bubble beside an ear and coffee on a coloring sheetSelective hearing speech bubbles quoteYou are here18Came saw took a nap lettering beside a cat asleep in bed drawn bold and easyCame saw took a nap sleeping cat bedroomPage 18 of 5819Tried to be normal once lettering with two shocked faces books and coffee on a coloring pageTried to be normal worst two minutes everPage 19 of 5820Too busy to care lettering over a desk with a laptop and coffee on a coloring sheetToo busy to care laptop and coffeePage 20 of 5821Grumpy cat leaning over a pile of papers under silently plotting lettering drawn bold and easySilently plotting grumpy cat with paperworkPage 21 of 5822Not arguing just explaining why I am right speech bubble with books and coffee on a coloring pageNot arguing explaining why I'm right speech bubblePage 22 of 5823Introverted but willing to discuss cats script beside a cat book stacks and coffee on a coloring sheetIntroverted but willing to discuss cats book stackPage 23 of 5824Messy hair lettering inside a big swishy ponytail with combs patterned mugs and flowers drawn bold and easyMessy hair don't care combs and ponytailPage 24 of 5825Big brain doodle above I can't brain today lettering with books and coffee on a coloring pageCan't brain today big brain doodlePage 25 of 5826Feed me coffee lettering in a daisy and vine wreath with a heart mug on a coloring sheetFeed me coffee tell me I'm pretty daisy framePage 26 of 5827Out of my mind lettering with a clock a startled face and looping arrows drawn bold and easyOut of my mind back in five minutes doodlePage 27 of 5828Grumpy cat on books beside sarcasm just one of my many talents lettering on a coloring pageSarcasm just one of my many talents boldPage 28 of 5829Pretend to pay me office joke lettering framed by laptops files and desk doodles on a coloring sheetPretend to work they pretend to pay me officePage 29 of 5830Can't deal with mornings lettering with a grumpy cat on an alarm clock drawn bold and easyCan't deal with mornings grumpy cat clockPage 30 of 5831Too tired to care lettering with armchairs a sleepy cat and a heart mug on a coloring pageToo tired to care cozy chairs and sleepy catPage 31 of 5832Seafood diet joke on a plate with a fork spoon shrimp and fish on a coloring sheetSeafood diet I see food and eat plate scenePage 32 of 5833Procrastinators unite tomorrow script between ribbon banners a calendar paper stacks and a mug drawn bold and easyProcrastinators unite tomorrow paper stacksPage 33 of 5834Made it awkward lettering with two cringing faces an office chair and coffee on a coloring pageCame saw made it awkward office chairPage 34 of 5835I'm silently judging you lettering under wide lashed eyes with coffee cups on a coloring sheetSilently judging you wide eyes quotePage 35 of 5836Sarcasm is my cardio lettering between running shoes a clock and a takeaway cup drawn bold and easySarcasm is my cardio running shoes and clockPage 36 of 5837Coffee first adulting second lettering with a cup a clock and a grumpy cat on a coloring pageCoffee first adulting second tabby catPage 37 of 5838I'm not bossy I just have better ideas lettering with lightbulbs clipboards and coffee on a coloring sheetNot bossy just better ideas lightbulbsPage 38 of 5839Drink coffee for your protection lettering with coffee cups hearts and a sleeping cat drawn bold and easyDrink coffee for your protection sleeping catPage 39 of 5840Not arguing just explaining lettering in a big speech bubble over papers and coffee on a coloring pageNot arguing just explaining speech bubble clusterPage 40 of 5841Sarcasm level expert lettering under bunting and a trophy with a grumpy cat on a coloring sheetSarcasm level expert trophy and grumpy catPage 41 of 5842Introverts unite separately at home lettering above a couch a cat books and hearts drawn bold and easyIntroverts unite separately at home couch quotePage 42 of 5843Happy dog lounging on a sofa under my dog is my therapist lettering on a coloring pageMy dog is my therapist sofa scenePage 43 of 5844Zero days given lettering above a lazy striped cat lounging on a daybed drawn bold and easyZero days given lazy cat on sofaPage 44 of 5845I can't adult today lettering with coffee cups office supplies and a grumpy kitten on a coloring sheetCan't adult today grumpy kitten officePage 45 of 5846Whisper to myself lettering in a cloud of speech bubbles and question marks on a coloring pageWhisper WTF twenty times a day speech bubblesPage 46 of 5847Caffeine chaos and cuss words lettering with flying papers a heart mug and bunting drawn bold and easyRun on caffeine chaos and cuss wordsPage 47 of 5848Running late is my cardio lettering with a sneaker a clock and coffee on a coloring pageRunning late is my cardio shoe and clockPage 48 of 5849Walks to the fridge lettering on a fridge door between snack bowls and mugs on a coloring sheetLong romantic walks to the fridge kitchen scenePage 49 of 5850Work well under pressure but procrastinate first lettering with clipboards papers and a clock drawn bold and easyWork well under pressure procrastinate first deskPage 50 of 5851Grumpy cat sprawled on a sofa under busy doing nothing lettering on a coloring pageCan't talk busy doing nothing grumpy cat couchPage 51 of 5852Enough caffeine said no one ever lettering with coffee cups papers and a clock on a coloring sheetI have enough caffeine said no one everPage 52 of 5853Pro in procrastinate lettering with an alarm clock papers a pencil and coffee drawn bold and easyI put the pro in procrastinate alarm clockPage 53 of 5854Mondays are evil lettering above a grumpy tabby cat and an alarm clock on a coloring pageMondays are evil grumpy cat and alarm clockPage 54 of 5855Silently plotting your downfall script with a scheming cat papers and a coffee cup on a coloring sheetSilently plotting your downfall cat and papersPage 55 of 5856Cat sitting on books beside an introverted but willing to discuss cats speech bubble drawn bold and easyIntroverted but willing to discuss cats speech bubblePage 56 of 5857I'm not shy I'm holding back my awesomeness lettering with books stars and coffee on a coloring pageNot shy holding back my awesomenessPage 57 of 5858I speak fluent sarcasm lettering in a speech bubble with smaller bubbles and coffee on a coloring sheetI speak fluent sarcasm speech bubblePage 58 of 58
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About the Selective hearing speech bubbles quote coloring page

This is page 17 of 58 in our free Bold and Easy Sarcastic Quotes book, a sassy quote design. It is rated beginner friendly and most adult colorists finish it in 15 to 25 min. In our 2026 State of Adult Coloring report, 53% of colorists named colored pencils as their primary tool.

Coloring tip: Color each empty speech bubble a different pastel so the page looks like a noisy conversation you are tuning out.

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